Lindsay Lohan thanks but No Thanks

Well we here at Tea512 have not been a big fan of Obama, but then came news that he denied Lindsay Lohan the chance publicly support him. This was a great move by Obama as this girl is no spokesperson for anything, there can be no one looking up to her as a role model anymore.  Her troubles have been well documented, her negitive blogging about Sarah Palin is a joke. We at Tea512 have been consistent in our distain when Hollywood tries to use their celebrity to pretend that they care about issues. We say issues of course we mean the ones that affect the everyday people not the polar caps, or eating meat. My favorite thing the Obama camp said was Lohan is not the kind of high profile star (but Paris Hilton was) that would be a positive for the campaign. So LiLo can go back to her Beverly Hills mansion built on Disney cash. She can snort a couple lines of cocaine, then chase it with a couple of shots of tequila, put on her ultra mini skirt, a tank top with no bra, get on her Myspace and write all the lame ass thing she wants. But when she goes to bed at night and lies next to her lesbian lover waiting for the big California only sanctioned marriage, she will deep down in her cigarette filled, martini soaked, ecstasy ridden heart that she may support Obama, but they are happy she is doing it miles away from him. Hey Lindsay don’t go away mad just go away.

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