Miley Cyrus cash cow will not stop

Tea512 has mentioned in the past the distain for Hanna Montana and Miley Cyrus circus, which we have never been able to tap into why. This has never happened before as Hillary Duff was never any great talent but it did not bother us. Raven Simone and the Cheetah Girls never had this kind of pure reaction grab the remote and get it off quality. We started to break it down, maybe it is that her dad might have had something with getting her foot in the door. After all he did get himself a spot on the show. Then we thought maybe when she sings, she sounds like a boy, but it could not be that for we have never listened to more than two notes of any song. It must just be her being obnoxious and talentless. That might be the reason because when you think of Jimmy Dodd (original lead mouseketeer), Annette Funicello, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, Shia LaBeouf, Raven Simone, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, and Corbin Blue (all worked for Disney) it seems to us all these people have much more talent then Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter. The other thing is the cash machine angle, have you been in a store lately that was not plastered with H. Montana items? That is the reason we are here today, Disney announced yesterday that there are throwing Miley a 16th birthday party at Disneyland. The 5,000 guests can get in to the party by invitation only. How do you get an invitation, sweepstakes, fan club members, all you have to do is be one of the first 5,000 people to plunk down $250. Is there nothing not for sale with this girl? So the 16th birthday party that will be about a month before her real birthday will gross $1.25 million. We have devoted way to much thought to this subject and must close this post.

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